Humour Helps lift the soul

Searching through some blogs the other evening and found this "classic"
It is courtesy of bourbouli from "show the WORLD these jokes":

Monday 8th January

BOB'S ASSESSMENT

My boss asked me for a letter describing my partner Bob Smith, and this is what I wrote:

1.Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2 .hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
3. wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
4. thinks twice about assisting fellow employes, and he always
5. finishes given assignments on time. Ofter Bob takes extended
6. measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7. breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8. vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9. knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
10. classed as a high-calibre employee, the type which cannot be
11. dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
12. promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13. executed as soon as possible.

S.D. Project Leader

Shortly afterward I sent the following follow-up note:

That bastard Bob was reading over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the ODD NUMBERED LINES (1,3,5 etc) for my true assessment.

Regards S.D.